insoulted:

vale-decem-fowl:

ididjustsaveyourlife:

perchyjackson:

zarryforeverandever:

Why is it when I take off my glasses people ask me

“How many fingers am I holding up!?”

I don’t see this:

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I see this:

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NOW THAT THAT’S CLEARED UP FOR ALL THOSE IGNORANT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD

AMEN MOTHERFUCKERS

THANK

One time a black girl took my glasses and said “what color am I”

omfg YES

the-rogue-0f-light:

conquerorwurm:

seifukucat:

can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person

Is this a comic? This should be a comic.

"no stupid, oh my god. no just… just turn… fuck. don’t wander over there, you’re gonna fall down the… aaand there he goes………….. moron.”

fiftyshadesofdebauchery:

kvotheunkvothe:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

raideo:

wheeeeeeeeeeew:

This is the best thing on the internet.

I HAVE ONLY EVER SEEN THE SFM VERSION OF THIS WITH SPY FLJ:HDS IM DYING