Anonymous asked:

please don't take offense but you would look prettier if you smiled more!

sterlingsea answered:

s… smile?

E͕X̡̹P̨̜͓̗̩O̬̳̟͈̰̤S̼͍̟͔̗E͠ ͍Y̠͎͞O͇̰͓͠UR̗͡ ͎̰͎̫M̠͡O̞̹̩͕͘Ú̹T̩͕̲̗̰̲H̸̫̹̳ ̝͖̠͎̗͜B͈͙O͕͉̠͔̗̖̱N̖̘̼Ę̜͚͚̠̣͈̺S͉̜̱̱͈̖
̻̼͎̪̼SM͕I̩̘̣̠̗L̦̞E̲͍̺ ̴̟̣̠͖S̰Ṃ̡̜̹I͇̝̹̙̮L̙̮̼͢ͅE̖̳̗̦͟ ̗̯͈͇̮S̘̟̻̳̖̫̺͝M̞IL̖̜̞̩̖̰E̵

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically

Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there

Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’